what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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