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We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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