Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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