thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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