the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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