At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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