the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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