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• (916): View more from California

  is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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  what happened to yours?

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  i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  How are you feeling?

  (435): View more from Utah

  I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.

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• (212): View more from New York

  If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up

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