I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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