dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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