when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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