i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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