I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
you had me at cake vodka
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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