You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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