He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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