It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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