It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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