Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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