I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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