I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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