he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Randomize
