so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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