i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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