Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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