as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
