Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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