she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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