Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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