Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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