I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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