Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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