You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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