scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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