just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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