do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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