we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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