I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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