physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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