I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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