Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
