Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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