I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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