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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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