6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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