were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she looked like the before picture.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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