I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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