and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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