Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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