My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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