doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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