the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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