Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Quick, to the slutcave!
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I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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