i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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