he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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