Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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